first step... slide box, cooler, or something to help you get to a "higher" elevation... then sit quietly so that mom, dad, or sisters do not hear you, when coast is clear proceed to step #2
step #2 drop blankie, continue to hold {beloved} froggie and paci while searching shelves for just the right thing.
step #3 smile... your in the clear (oh wait... mom is taking pictures this time)
Step #4 grab cereal of choice and get down before being detected...
step #5 (this usually happens AFTER I see him running through the house spilling cereal)
Invite a friend (McKinley in this case), sister, or parent to put the stolen goods back on the shelf... and move the box, cooler, or whatever was used to get the goods in the first place...
This step also usually includes a temper tantrum for not getting what was desired... and a reprimand from mom to "stay out of the pantry Jack!"
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